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šāāļø No work, just surf and turtle rolls on Kuta with a side of Point Break
Answering the evergreen question of: why can't just pop up like everyone else?

š Happy Little Friday to you! Are you paddling out this weekend? Before you do, read the third issue (weāll stop counting after five) of The Wipeout Weekly, powered by Girls Who Canāt Surf Good!
šāāļø Letās surf:
No work, just surf make for a better day
Kuta Beach stays on the list
Word of the week: Turtle roll
Girl-Who-Does-Arctic-Surfing
Surf science in Point Break
Weekly popup ā”šāāļøš„
All-Things-Surf Directory
SURFODRAMA
š± Surf more, work lessāand jobs that let you chase waves
If youāve ever looked at photos of your fellow Girls Who Canāt Surf Good on their tropical surf getaways or planning the next retreat and wondered, how do they do it?āwe have answers. š
š The art of financial minimalism
Work hard, save harder, and then disappear on a long surf trip. If youāve got PTO, bank it for that one big, blissful surf escape each year. Alsoācredit cards.
š» Freelancing: feast or famine, but worth it
Freelancing = flexibility. Christiana designs from her van. Jane surfed through winter in Mexico. Lisa runs her biz online while traveling full-time.
Remote worker? Set your hours like Claire (mornings = work, afternoons = surf), or relocate like Kamile, a UX designer who hops between surf towns.
šāāļø Move closer to the surf
Relocate to a surf town where your currency goes furtherāor just closer to your local break. Shari moved from Canada to Australia to live 50m from the ocean. Canāt move? Get creative: request coastal work assignments, surf on layovers, or sneak in surf stays around business trips.
šššš»āāļø Pick a new career
Freelance. Remote job. Seasonal and gig work. All are surf-friendly. Longer shifts = more full days offāso if youāre a firefighter, nurse, EMT, you could actually surf more than someone in a 9-to-5. Pick a travel-heavy job: flight attendant, travel photographer, journalist, yacht crew, marine biologist. Need stability? Teachers and government jobs often come with solid PTO, holidays, and summers off.
Orāyou knowācredit cards š
SURF SPOT SPOTLIGHT
Kuta Beach: Baliās not-yet-totally-crowded beginner break

Crowds. Thatās what us beginners have to battle when we travel halfway across the world in search of better waves than our local ones.
But we checked the Surfline footage, and Kuta Beach looks no busier than Venice Beach on a hot summer day. š
Wherever youāre flying from, Lombok International Airport (LOP) is just about 20ā25 minutes from Kuta Beach by car or scooter.
š Waves:
Itās a beach break! But itās a consistent, quality beach break. Best at high tide, when the faster sections are more makeable.
š° Water quality:
Clean, warm, and tropical. Just be mindful after big storms, when runoff can affect clarity.
š Wardrobe:
Totally bikini and boardshorts-friendly. The water is warm year-roundā27Ā°C to 30Ā°C (81Ā°F to 86Ā°F). A rash guard is a good call for sun protection.
āļø Best time to surf:
The dry season (MayāSeptember) brings the most consistent, beginner-friendly conditions.
ā ļø Hazards:
No major surf-specific hazards on Kuta Beach itself, but watch for strong sun, boat traffic if you paddle out, and the occasional coral fragment near the shore.
šš»āāļø Surfboard rental:
Kuta town is the surf hub of South Lombok. Youāll find rentals, instructors, and friendly surf camps where you can gear up and catch a ride to the nearby breaks.
š What else to do in Kuta:
Eat, shop, relax, and enjoy exploring on a scooter. Hit close-by breaks for some variety.
šš»āāļø Solo traveling:
Yep. Kuta is safe, social, and walkable. It has a laid-back backpacker-meets-surfer vibe and is a great base for solo female travelers.
SURFLINGO
Word of the week: Turtle rollāand how to improv(e) it
Turtle roll is officially the best-named surf technique.
To longboarders and high-volume foamie riders, turtle rolling is our duck diving.
Itās a method of getting a surfboard under an oncoming wave so we can get past the whitewater and reach the lineup.
Although the mechanics are rather different:
ā”ļø Paddle toward the wave.
Get as close to the breaking wave as possibleābut not too close. About 6 ft away is good.
ā”ļø Make sure youāre perpendicular to the oncoming wave.
If you hit it at an angle, itās going to grab your board and youāre toast.
ā”ļø Grab the rails of your board.
Itās recommended that you place your hands about halfway down the board. But if that fails (and it most likely will), move them closer to the nose.
ā”ļø Do notāI repeat, do notāgrab your board with your feet.
Youāll look like a koala. Be a mermaid instead.
ā”ļø Flip yourself and the board upside down, tucking underneath.
Your body and your board are now submerged, and youāre facing the waxed side of your board.
ā”ļø Hold on tight. Really tight.
The wave will hit, and if youāre loose with your grip, it can rip the board out of your hands. Bye-bye birdie.
ā”ļø Wait.
Let the wave roll over you and your board. It usually only takes a second or two.
ā”ļø Flip back over, get back on your board, and keep paddling out until you hit another set and have to do this all over again.
ā”ļø Enjoy.
Feel the wave breaking over you. Thereās magic to it.
GIRL-WHO-DOES-ARCTIC-SURFING
šāāļø From arctic surfing to documentary filmmakingāFreiaās just starting out
Freia is a 25-year-old surfer living in ReykjavĆk, Iceland, drawn there by the promise of arctic waves.
Alongside her love for surfing, Freia became interested in the challenges women face in boardsports, leading her to create a documentary called New Ideals.
The film explores how gender inequality affects women in surfing and skateboarding, especially when it comes to visibility, sponsorship, and speaking out.
Read her story and watch the short film.
Missed any Girls Who Canāt Surf Good stories? You can find them all here.
Weād love to share your surfing storiesāgood, bad, happy and sad. Whether they are a one paragraph-short anecdote, a 10-page long essay or just a fun pic of you surfing. š Reply to this email to get it going or tag @therealgirlswhocantsurf for a collab.
SURF SCIENCE
Looks like a point break, feels like a point breakāstill not a point break š

You wouldnāt know a point break if it smacked you in the face!
As a beginner, you probably know pretty well what a beach break is. Thatās the break where you donāt usually get shouted at. A point break? Thatās a different kettle of fish.
Itās a type of surf break where waves hit a clearly defined point of landāa rock or bit of headland. The waves then peel along that point, creating long and predictable (so, the best kind of) waves.
Waves at point breaks peel neatly, giving you more time to practice and improve. And you can start exploring bottom turns, top turns, and trimming along the wave as you gain experience.
We thought we knew what the famous point breaks wereā¦ but quickly learned that many are actually reef breaks or hybrid spots with a point break feel.
And did you know thereās not a single point break in the movie Point Break? Scandal!
š§ Discover more about point breaks and Point Break lore in this podcast episode.
WEEKLY POPUP
Three pop-up methods and none of them work š±
Did you know some instructors teach the āknees on the board firstā method because they want to guarantee you'll stand up during your first lesson?
That made me thinkāwhat other horrific pop-up habits do we adopt when learning, that stall our progress, and that couldāve been avoided if we were only told about their consequences?
Two-step, chicken wing, explosive jumpā¦weāve tried them allāand none of them seem to really work.
š¢ Two-step/step-up/push-up method
(The āclassic beginnerā method: push up, then step one foot at a time)
Toes needed: Your toes need to touch the board, which doesnāt translate to shortboards, like, at all.
Gets you on your knees: Results in popping up onto your knees first, which is beyond hard to unlearn.
Slow: Not great for quick takeoffs or steeper waves.
š Chicken wing/chicken leg method
(Back foot comes forward first, in a bent-knee āwingā position)
Rarely used: Youāll outgrow it quicklyāor worse, not at all.
Makes you think: Youāre trying to remember what a chicken wing is under pressure, while a wave is chasing you.
Doesnāt scale: Slows you down as you improve.
š„ Standard/explosive/jump-up method
(The āidealā method: fast push and legs āshootā underneath you)
Gotta be fit: Requires serious upper-body strength and flexibilityāespecially hip mobility.
Coordination-heavy: Timing is crucial; so you either do it or eat it.
Ego bruiser: Looks like fun when others do it, but can feel impossible for months, sorry, years.
Not to worry. Thatās why we have this Weekly Popup. Weāll get there!
HOUSEKEEPING
Get ready: The All-Things-Surf Directory is launching!
Girls Who Canāt Surf Good thrives on idea-sharing and community recommendationsāso itās about time we built a central, searchable hub where all those gems can actually be found. š„°
The all-things-surf directory from Girls Who Canāt Surf Good is finally happening!
If you have a businessāin the loosest sense possibleāthat youād like to promote, this directory is for you (and yes, itās free!).
Whether you run a surf-related business, work for one, or offer services to surfers as an individual, this is your chance to get listed.
Hereās the form: https://forms.gle/hZaWJWHkhBjR8YDV6
90 seconds and youāre done!
ā¬ļø Aaaaaaand that was the last wave of the week!
If a friend forwarded this and you liked it, hit subscribe & join us! We will see you all next week! š
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