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Wax on, wax on... or youâll be slidey slidey.

đ Happy WhatDayIsItAgain! Anyone got barreled yet? đ Not me! But let me barrel you into the fourth installment of The Wipeout Weekly powered by Girls Who Canât Surf Good and stoke (our word of the week!)
đââď¸ Letâs surf:
Bad waves are good for you
Baleal Beach is where Europeans go
Word of the week: Stoke
Girl-Who-Wants-You-To-Be-Good-With-Aging
The short history of wax
Girlsâ recs: Surfing is seeing
Weekly popup âĄđââď¸đĽ
All-Things-Surf Directory + Surfersâ stories
SURFODRAMA
đą Bad waves are good for you
Should you wait for perfect, clean waves? Pick a surf spot with consistent swell?
Or just paddle out into whatever the ocean throws at youâwhitewash, wind chop, and all?
I started thinking about this after a particularly crappy surf sesh here in LA. The waves in Venice and Santa Monica arenât bad, per seâbut theyâre not ideal for moving beyond your first woohoo whitewater pop-up.
Maybe I should just hit a surf retreat in some tropical, wave-sure spot?
So I asked youâGirls Who Canât Surf Goodâand you all agreed on one thing:
Just. Keep. Going. Out.
Even if the waves suck. Even if you donât catch a single one. Especially then.
As Kristen put it:
âEvery single minute in the water is valuable.â
But why?
Because surfing is a holistic sportânot just a wave-catching sport.
Those less-than-ideal conditions? They build your surf muscles.
You paddle stronger, turtle roll harder, duck dive more. You learn awareness. You build resilience. You become adaptable. Youâre not just a good-wave surferâyouâre a surfer.
Itâs hard though.
Especially when youâre being bombarded with reel after reel of surfers at your level catching and trimming along perfect tropical waves, looking like theyâre having the time of their lives.
It's hard to squeeze into your wetsuit, cycle to the beach, when the sun isnât even out and the waterâs far from warmâand all you see is the waves closing out at the back and whitewash central in front. Thatâs my life story. đ
And hereâs more fun: Your local surf break? Itâs probably getting worse.
Sea level rise. Coastal erosion. Unchecked development. Itâs happening everywhere.
This whole situation? Seriously. It requires next-level stoicism and acceptance. You have to make peace with it. Otherwise, youâll never be a happy surfer. And if you can't find any joy in surfing... whatâs the point?
Where to start?
đ Donât be above surfing whitewash.
As Kyla reminds us so acutely: âSurfing shite wash still counts as surfing.â
đ And follow a plan like Crystal Anne:
âFlat? I work on paddling technique and endurance.
Messy and onshore? I work on paddling power and safety.
I swear by those crappy daysâthey make you a great surfer.
And hardly anyoneâs out, so you get it to yourself.â
Iâm sold.
Big thanks to everyone from Girls Who Canât Surf Good who helped shape this one. đ
SURF SPOT SPOTLIGHT
Baleal Beach: Where European beginners go

Letâs talk Portugal. More specifically: Baleal Beachâarguably one of Europeâs most beginner-friendly surf zones. It has everything: mellow waves, consistent swell, walkable surf town, and those post-surf pastĂŠis de nata nom nom nom.
Located just outside of Peniche (about 1.5 hours from Lisbon), Baleal is super accessible and very beginner-focusedâso much so that itâs basically a rite of passage if you're learning to surf in Europe. It was mine for sure.
đ Waves: Classic beach break, split into multiple peaks. Plenty of whitewater for super newbies and gentler green waves when you're ready. Works best around mid to high tideâoffering softer takeoffs and more forgiving rides.
đ Bonus tip: The north and south sides of the Baleal peninsula often have different conditions, so you can pick your spot based on the swell and wind. Itâs a 5 minute walk.
đ° Water quality: Generally clean, but can vary after heavy rain.
đ Wardrobe: It depends. Water temps range from 15°C (59°F) in winter to 19°C (66°F) in late summer.
âď¸ Best time to surf: May through October for smaller, beginner-friendly waves. July and August are the most crowded (and the warmest). September is the sweet spotâfewer people, still decent weather, and consistent swell.
â ď¸ Hazards: Just your usual beach break stuff: rips, soft-bottom shore dumps, and the occasional crowded lineup. No reef, no sharks, no drama.
đđťââď¸ Surfboard rental: Everywhere. Seriously. Baleal is surf camp central. Youâll find dozens of rental shops, schools, and hostels catering to every level of surfer.
đˇ What else to do in Baleal: Watch sunsets from a cliffside cafĂŠ, explore nearby Peniche (a fishing townâawesome seafood), or take a day trip to the medieval town of Ăbidos. Also: wine.
đđťââď¸ Solo traveling: Totally safe and super social. Balealâs a literal magnet for international beginners, solo travelers, and surf campers.
SURFLINGO
Word of the week: Stoke đ¤
I consider myself a proficient surflingo user, dude. But honestly? Iâm not sure Iâve ever actually said the word âstoke.â Or âstoked.â đ
The word stoke, as used in surf and action sports lingoâmeaning excited, hyped, amped, or thrilledâhas an interesting etymology.
It comes from the Dutch word stoken, meaning âto feed or stir up a fire.â The term also pops up in 17th-century German and English with the same meaning.
By the 1800s, people were âstoking feelingsâ or âstoking upâ before a long journey (aka loading up on food). So even before it hit the beach, it already meant to ignite and sustain energy.
When surfing exploded in the 1950s and â60s, so did its slang universeâgnarly, cowabunga, and yes, stoke. The Beach Boys even had a track titled âStokedâ on their 1963 Surfinâ U.S.A. album.
It never went out of fashion. I guess Iâm just not very fashionable. đ¤Ł
GIRL-WHO-WANTS-YOU-TO-BE-GOOD-WITH-AGING
đââď¸ Sassy silver surfer Inessa wants you to feel good about aging

Inessa started surfing a month before she turned 50. It was August 2020 on OĘťahu, HawaiĘťiâsurfing was the thing to do. It wasnât love at first sight, she says... but over time, it grew deep. đĽ°
Today, Inessa runs the Sassy Silver Surfers group on FB. Her mission? To liveâand promoteâa healthy, active, and empowered life, especially for women in midlife and beyond. đŞ
Read her story
Missed any Girls Who Canât Surf Good stories? You can find them all here.
SURF THRU HISTORY
đŻď¸ The short history of waxâthe unsung hero of surfing

Where would we be without the wax? In the water! đ
The ancient Hawaiians didnât use wax, but they were spectacular surfers who developed board shapes and techniques that created natural grip points.
Fast-forward a few centuries, and your average surfer was rubbing sand or paraffin wax on their boards to stay steady.
Then came Waxmateâthe iconic purple bar that smelled like grape and came with a fortune inside (yep, just like a fortune cookie).
But letâs get to what you really want to know:
âCan you apply too much wax?
Yes, you can! Itâs a mistake a lot of beginners make. Too much wax can actually make your board less grippy and feel lumpy underfootâwhich does zero favors for your stance or balance.
âShould you wax a foamie?
It depends on the foamie. Most are designed to offer decent grip without wax, but over time they can get slippery. A light layer of wax wonât hurtâand can actually help once that surface starts wearing smooth.
đ§ Thereâs more to surf wax, check out this podcast episode.
GIRLSâ RECS
đ How to surf when your eyes need a little help

What do you do if you want to take up surfingâbut need visual backup to see a shark in the lineup?
And your optometrist tells you wearing contacts âisnât allowedâ due to the risk of infection or worse?! Not sure what can be worse. You are already not seeing that shark approaching! (Thank you Zai for asking the real questions!)
Girls Who Canât Surf Good definitely have thoughts:
Live dangerously: Just do itâbut donât open your eyes underwater.
Live less dangerously: Go for disposable dailies and toss them post-session.
Live half-dangerously: Wear just one.
Be cool with not being cool: Try prescription goggles or sports wraparounds.
Youâre not alone. Itâs been done before. đ
WEEKLY POPUP DRAMA
Water > dry land when practicing pop-ups đą
Letâs get one thing straight: popping up on a surfboard in the water is easier than popping up on land. There, I said it. đ
LookâIâm still all in on âburpees for daysâ and push-ups to build that upper body strength. It all helps.
But science says: do your pop-ups in the ocean.
In the water, your board sinks and gravity helps. That downward angle and motion create space and flow you just canât replicate on solid ground. Itâs more of a jelly swing than a jump-thud-wallop.
To quote a random Reddit genius:
âEverything that is not surfing is different from surfing. There is no true way to practice surfing outside of surfing. You can only do things that help.â
That said⌠I still kinda want to try the cobra pose + feet-on-skateboard thing. đš
HOUSEKEEPING
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âŹď¸ Aaaaaaand that was the last wave of the week!
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